A child’s introduction to Fitzgerald’s Rubáiyát

February 1st, 2012
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‘What’s the meaning of the hunter of the east?’ he asks. ‘It means the sun, what is called in English a metaphor, which is saying one thing but meaning another,’ I say. ‘If you lived in Sanaa, in the shadow of mountains lying east that rise to three thousand feet you’ll be in shadow from the rising of the morning sun. When the sun’s rays appear over the top of the mountain they strike the tallest buildings first, the minarets with their bobbles, in a burst of glorious light. So the lines “And Lo! the Hunter of the East has caught, The Sultan’s Turret in a Noose of Light.” make perfect sense.’

‘And what about Awake! for Morning in the Bowl of Night? What does that mean?’ he asks and I reply, ‘The sky at night is a gigantic bowl of stars that sheds a ghostly light. When day breaks in the desert, the watchman flings a stone that strikes the bowl by the fire to awake the camp – for the morning light puts the stars to flight. They disappear like turning out the light. So you see, those opening lines make perfect sense.

Awake! for Morning in the Bowl of Night
Has flung the Stone that puts the Stars to Flight:
And Lo! the Hunter of the East has caught
The Sultan’s Turret in a Noose of Light.

‘What about the rest?’ he asks
‘That you have to read, my son, and work out for yourself.’

Sir Percy Sillitoe’s African descendents

January 31st, 2012
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Sir Percy Sillitoe (1898-1962), former head of MI5, spent his early years as a guardian of society in the Northern Rhodesian Police (Northern Rhodesia was renamed Zambia after independence from British rule). There Sillitoe met Mary Museba of the Bemba tribe in the Abercorn District. Mary, born about 1900, became Sillitoe’s consort and gave birth to John Sillitoe who, with his father’s involvement, was schooled and educated in a Methodist College. In the Second World War, John enlisted in the Northern Rhodesia Army Service Corps and married Molly with whom he raised a large and successful family. For his work in Zambia, John Sillitoe received the Order of Distinguished Service, the country’s highest honour, by President Kaunda (1824-2008). Today, the African Sillitoes of Zambia are well-dispersed: some in the UK, others in Africa, and two of John’s grandsons are medical specialists in North America: one an orthopedic surgeon on the Canadian West Coast; the other is an assistant professor at the Department of Neuroscience of the Albert Einstein College of Medicine, NY. Not bad for the noble son of a noble man.

What’s the use of moaning and groaning?

January 31st, 2012
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It was a furtive mailing. At least, we’re always taken aback at its coming. We wiped away our tears with this pendulous scimitar swinging above our heads. What is this? Up again? First installment $1,500 and two more to go? That’s $4,500 for the year. The town managers are quick off the mark with their tax demands, but the town budget won’t be ready for another six months. Their profligacy knows no bounds. Heavens to Betsy, the decadence, the extravagance, the lavishness of it all. They want special equipment next door for ice rescues. Be good sports and buy it. Cost over-runs for maintaining the new sports centre? Stick it to them. An outdoor shelter for the police over what was once a public right of way? Squeeze it in; they’ll never know. What about raises – those indexed pensions, too? A mere 2 per cent (on the QT actually – three!), but no matter. Keep it under your hat. As for you lot who provide this largess, cough up. There’s no point in moaning and groaning.

Sound counsel for engineers

January 31st, 2012
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Sir William Tyrone Guthrie (1900-1971), an Englishman with close ties to Ireland and having a home in the Emerald Isle, was a prominent theatrical director in his day. He helped launch the Stratford Theatre Festival in Stratford, Ontario, and journeyed back and forth to Ireland the old-fashioned way, by ocean liner, on the Queen Mary until she was retired in 1967. On board, he answered at leisure his long overdue mail from those who wished to act, who imagined they could write for the stage, or who thought themselves fit for a life of directing bliss. This kind and generous man who could be discourteous and severe to actors in rehearsal was courteous to a fault to his correspondents. Admiring the book, lyrics and music of this correspondent, he replied with excessive civility and sound advice. ‘Stick to engineering,’ he wrote. ‘The stage is a malicious, unpleasant and bitchy world best left to those of mediocre talent who fancy the footlights.’ Counsel all engineers should heed.

Serving the man who has everything

January 30th, 2012
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In a 300 feet dry canyon in Labrador the mechanical shovels exposed a 30 feet wide sliver of ice-age ice. As clear and lucent as cut glass, the sliver receded 50 feet deep into the rock face, a marvel to behold, and the ice, geologists assured us, was a good 10,000 years old. Then Mr Edmund de Rothschild (1916-2009), Chairman of the Board and financial underwriter of the project, chanced to pay us an inspection visit. We entertained him like royalty in the visitor’s centre. His preferred drink was bourbon, so a swift journey into the canyon for a bucket of crystal clear ice, the great financier’s glass of iced bourbon was presented to him. ‘Mr de Rothschild,’ he was informed. ‘The clear ice in this glass is ten thousand years old, guaranteed. What is more, it solves the problem of what to give the man who has everything.’ What a laugh, what gall and cheek to serve the man so! Yet he laughed and smiled and beamed with delight. Unlike Queen Victoria, the distinguished man was vastly amused.

Who is guilty, but not charged?

January 30th, 2012
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One cannot but agree with the jury that found Mr Mohammed Shafia, his second wife Ms Tooba Yaha and their son Hamed guilty of first degree murder of Shafia’s three daughters and his first wife. As is now known, the guilty three pushed the car carrying the four women (one a child of 13) off the dock and into the lock at Kingston, Ontario, then lied about the deed in a conspiracy to cover up the crime. Yet the evidence is clear. The two eldest daughters made known their plight to their teachers, a women’s shelter, the police and social workers months before Shafia and his co-conspirators perpetrated the evil deed. What then about the teachers, police, social workers and staff of the woman’s shelter? Are they not guilty of neglecting their duty to serve and protect those who so desperately cried out for help? They will all, no doubt, assure the public that ‘steps will be taken to make sure this will never ever happen again.’ Some assurance. Enough said.

Now and then

January 30th, 2012
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Marketing Director Ms Amanda Baker of the Duke of York’s is mounting a ‘Now and then’ display in March. It would be a crime not to include CSM Rowson of G Coy, so one hopes she’ll not overlook him, for he was a fine fellow. In his sixties, ancient and overweight I thought when I was under his care as a boy. Yet his deeds were renowned and mighty, and his memory crystal clear when he recounted them to our attentive throng. In the 21st Lancers, he was a 15 year old and served as the CO’s trumpeter during the famous charge of the 21st at the Battle of Omdurman in 1898. Trumpeter Rowson sounded the charge on [no, not a trumpet] a bugle and stuck close to the side of his Commanding Officer as ordered. He used his bugle to beat off the Dervishes who came too close and emerged from the reckless charge unscathed, alongside his CO, having ridden at the head of the Lancers through massed Dervishes, hidden in the large declivity until the 21st found them. Check the muster rolls for accuracy. Rowson was there. So was Churchill, but we know all about him, don’t we?

Going down the road

January 29th, 2012
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As that lovely ditty has it, ‘The work is hard, the pay is small, so take your time and sod them all,’ to which we may add ‘for she who strives to do her best goes down the road, just like the rest’. Corrupting the message of this witty ditty written of British working men makes sense as, one and all, we go down the road. For some it is longer than for others. No matter. Should you meet a crumpled-up Mr Death on the road with his scythe lying alongside be sure to pick him up, dust him off and wish him well. He might then, for your kindness to an old man, say he’ll give you ample warning when he comes for you. If that be so, enjoy what’s left of this juicy meaty sandwich – which is a thick chunk of meat between two thicker chunks of nothing. So when he does tap you on the shoulder, don’t complain about the ample warning he promised. We experience near misses every day.

Barely room at the public trough

January 29th, 2012
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Let us raise a toast to any politician of a single party in a single country who creates a single job without access to the public purse. The public purse is what governments jingle with the taxes they collect – or fail to collect as the word has it in the case of Greece, Spain and Portugal. We are teetering on the brink, whatever that is, from failure of the financial system. What lies below? Jagged rocks and crashing surf? Crushing debt is the lot of nations stretching from Europe to North America. The reason? Governments that take more from the trough than comes into it. Politicians and public servants of every stripe with hair-brained schemes who award themselves fat salaries, indexed pensions and unlimited expense accounts cause national strife. The fat cats of the banking sector have been long enough at the trough.

Cuba remembered

January 28th, 2012
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Republican contestants for nomination in the coming presidential election have been so busy denigrating Cuba, someone has to leap to its defence. Work permits, see here, were essential in the olden days – for most people anyway. More than that, assignment to a work gang was the norm. Work Gang 69 was a swinging crew to which yours truly was assigned at the José Marti Airport. Not to infuriate expatriate Cubans or to consternate their politicians, hard work had its privileges as in the United States. Cuba has two kinds of workers: those at the bottom of the heap who work and those above who direct. Both categories are civilised. There were those who ate from battered aluminum plates and drank out of mugs of the same metal in the cafeteria. The privileged few ate in a Cuban-style Delmonico’s, feasting off bone china and having double-damask dinner napkins. Moved from the cafeteria to this elegant restaurant for exemplary work done it was no joke being returned in disgrace to the work gang – all for confessing to a journalistic assignment and asking for an interview with the President. Journalists were anathema to Cuban high society.