Dogs in their mangers

August 22nd, 2010

By what logic and hypocritical reasoning do those in their mangers bristling with nuclear weaponry deny like ownership to Iran? I mean no harm. I represent no pernicious and evil point of view; I merely ask the question. Surrounded by neighbours who by means fair, foul or at best of questionable skullduggery, have acquired nuclear arsenals, why should Iran not have the same right of possession? Does that aphorism about he who is without sin casting the first stone – and one is very well aware that stone throwing is not yet banned in that sad land of Iran – not apply to Israel, India, Pakistan and akin regimes further afield? Equally, and by what irrefutable reasoning, do the so-called laws of international civility and restraint not apply to Iran? Naively, I suppose, I fail to understand this warped judgment of denial. Furthermore, I suspect these same questions occur to many too afraid to ask them.

The Aussie solution

August 22nd, 2010

Art, you’re an iconoclast! And good for you too. We’ve just had an election here that’s stirred the possum something shocking. Neither of the Big Two – Tweedledum and Tweedledummer – can govern in their own right. For the first time they’re going to have to negotiate the Lower House with three independent conservatives (who hate the Liberal National Party Opposition with a vengeance) and the very first Green to be elected to Reps. The Senate looks like it will have nine Greens, which means they’ve got the balance of power there. If they can restrain the crazier of their ideas and stop looking for white rabbits and red herrings, we’re headed for interesting times. And lots of icons burning!

Mike Duffy

More wind, less farm

August 19th, 2010

Long ago in the olden days of 1952-53, I was what today would be known as a project manager of a government-funded experimental 10 Kw wind turbine generator known as the Orkney Windmill. This was a wind turbine with three, 40 feet long, blades hydraulically-feathered to compensate for the variable wind strength and velocity. The turbine was built on one of the Orkney Islands off the west coast of Scotland where the wind was strong and constant for most of the year. Even so, we could only operate the turbine with mechanical safely within a narrow range of wind velocities. The technical details are unimportant, but from an economic standpoint the Orkney experiment was costly failure. That was because, despite the unlimited wind power, the turbine could operate for a fraction of the time only. Advocates of this ‘alternative form of energy’ whistle in the wind at public expense, but what expense? The cost of wind power energy is many times the cost of nuclear energy, but still those wind farms dot the landscape. Still, looking on the bright side, and forgetting the resulting ugliness of the landscape, the industry occupies a large work force. For that matter, solar energy is almost, if not equally, inefficient. In short, let’s build more nuclear-power generating stations.

Lament the death of Peech’s Market

July 27th, 2010

Thanks in large part to an obdurate and intractable car park department of Cobourg Town the Peech’s Market at the foot of Third Street will shut up shop. The owners spent two years negotiating with the Town to create an outlet to serve the downtown condominium owners in the harbour area; he a skilled butcher and manager and she an accomplished cook have decided to call it a day. Why? Because the Car Park Department refuses to allow free parking while customers shop. Every retailer needs parking space to encourage business. Ample – and mostly vacant – space is available in the harbour area. The trouble is, this Town has an insatiable appetite for tribute. Anyone who dares to tarry for a moment while they pop in for a loaf of bread or bag of milk risks the attention of a lurking meter attendant and a $20 fine for illegal parking. A miniature sign requires payment for parking during the summer months only, but it is tiny alongside the larger Paid Parking sign that unwitting motorists read and immediately leave for more attractive pastures. The Peeches asked for free customer parking and were told, in effect, to get lost, so that is what they will do. Where is that poet laureate, needed now to write a lament to register our loss?

Making bombs in an aircraft loo?

July 9th, 2010

Three Muslim would-be suicide bombers planning to blow up trans-Atlantic airliners were convicted in a London court as reported in the ‘Telegraph’ (8 July 2010). Originally, 24 Muslim were taken into custody; 13 were charged; and two were released without charges. While no one can doubt their intentions – and those accomplices who escaped trial – the practicality of mixing otherwise inert liquids, in an in-flight loo to make a bomb is ludicrous. The fallacy of such a plan has already been exposed as untrue by a fellow alumni, Lieutenant-Colonel Nigel Wylde, the explosives expert awarded the Queen’s medal for gallantry for his bomb disposal work during the Troubles in Northern Ireland.
As far back as September 2006, Wylde cast doubt on the liquid explosives threat much to the annoyance of the British Security Service, MI5, and ‘Home Security’ in the States. Why? Because the Ordnance Officer’s revelation made nonsense of the ridiculous precautions imposed on the air-travelling public: the whopping sums spent on increased airport security, the ban of liquids taken on board, the body searches and increased presence of armed police. The increased cost of air travel as well as the financial bonanza for security services is beyond belief; the facts are simple and remind us of the fiction created by big brother.
As Wylde stated, the idea of people sitting on a plane loo to mix simple household fluids to make an explosive mixture is untenable. Creating a liquid explosive ‘is a highly dangerous and sophisticated task,’ he said. ‘Who came up with this idea?’
Beside stinking himself and the rest of the passengers out of existence, any concoction mixed would have to be let stand for a few hours for crystals to form, crystals that would form the explosive element. Then there is problem of fitting or fashioning and fitting a detonator.
In short, there’s been a lot of lying and deception from the security services. The answer is to abandon flying and do one’s business on the internet. We’re being swindled again.

Wind energy beyond clean – meaning?

July 8th, 2010

Our local newspaper, ‘Northumberland Today’, 8 July 2010, published a letter headed ‘Benefits of wind energy beyond clean’ whatever ‘beyond clean’ means. written by Robert Horning, president of the Canadian Wind Energy Association. The letter extols the benefits of wind power.
As a retired power engineer (hydro, fossil fuel and nuclear power generation), a long-term member of the Canadian National Technical Committee (on nuclear power QA), and contract manager of the (1952) 50Kw Orkney Island windmill (a feathered tri-blade unit), I am deeply concerned with the excess of bafflegab in President Horning’s letter. This communication lacks any detail by which readers can evaluate wind energy.
What is the unit of energy (Kwh) cost, amortized? How does this compare with hydro, nuclear, fossil fuel and solar energy costs? What is the average equipment and mean operating time? What are the maximum and minimum wind velocities for wind turbine operation? These and numerous other technical details are essential for readers to make sense of wind energy.
Statements such as ‘One of the many strengths of wind energy is its diversity notwithstanding its tremendous positive environmental attributes’ have no meaning. This is plain gobbledygook and publication of letters such as this in ‘Northumberland Today’ and other community newspapers is a disgrace, not to mention an insult, to the intelligence of readers.

Incompatible mighty stick and lipstick

July 6th, 2010

An unusual yet welcome spectacle of a Ms Drum Major at the annual Trooping of the Colours ceremony at the Duke of York’s Royal Military School, Dover. A nimble enough Ms to handle the mace that proved, however, too heavy to toss. How much war paint the young ms applied is not known, but she appears to have marred the dignity of the drum major’s office with an excess of lipstick. tut! tut!
Photo credit: Ted Beck

What’s in a billion?

July 5th, 2010

The G20 meeting for 2010 is over and we’re two billion dollars lighter. That’s a difficult sum to comprehend, but help is at hand. As a correspondent put it: ‘A billion seconds ago was 1959; a billion minutes ago Jesus walked on water; a billion hours ago our ancestors were in the stone age; a billion days ago no one walked on two feet.’ Two billion dollars ago was less than a week ago at the rate our government is spending our money.

Israeli intransigence

July 5th, 2010

Israel refuses to apologise to Turkey for the slaughter of Turkish citizens accompanying humanitarian aid to Gaza. What other reason for Israeli intransigence is there if not its continuing thuggishness towards the Palestinians and those who would offer them relief? Defending territory acquired by conquest is one thing; unrelenting subjugation of a people confined in an overcrowded concentration camp is another. Considering the Israeli national experience in confinement of this kind its behaviour towards the conquered foe, if one may so express it so, is uncharitable if not unchristian.

Here we go again!

June 30th, 2010

Councillor Miriam Mutton is looking for a ‘pay increase’ for members of council. She relates what councillors are paid for their services to ‘regular increases for its [the Municipal Council’s] staff.’ This is nonsense. Councillors receive honoraria; council staff are paid salaries. An honorarium and a salary are not the same.

To parody Giuseppe in The Gondoliers, the culminating pleasure that I treasure beyond measure is the gratifying feeling of being in agreement with Mayor Peter Delanty. He disagrees with Councillor Mutton and one has to agree with him. Remuneration for councillors should be decided by the citizens of Cobourg.

If Councillor Mutton believes that remuneration for those who serve should be equated with services rendered she should stick to her business of landscape architecture. What is a town councillor worth – $30,000, $50,000, $100,000 a year? If that’s her idea of payment for services rendered she had best apply for employment with the town and leave the serious business of volunteer service to those best able to carry the burden.